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Old 05-02-2003, 02:47 AM   #1
shadowhound
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 

Join Date: November 24, 2001
Location: Australia
Age: 39
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1. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?

2. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the biggest mountain in the world?

3. How is it possible for two fathers and two sons to pay only $21 for a buffet when the buffet costs $7 per person?

4. In a criminal trial, what is the relationship of the defendant to the trial judge, if the defendant's brother-in-law's only sister's husband is the father of the son of the judge?

5. Which weighs more, a pound of pennies or a pound of dimes?

6. What is it that the people who make it, don't want it; the people who buy it, don't use it; and the people who use it, don't know it?

7. A man rides into town on Sunday, three days later, he leaves on Sunday, how can this be?

8. What's more powerful than God, the rich don't want it, the poor have much of it, and if you eat it you'll die?

9. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third childs name?

10. What position are you coming when you overtake the person who is coming second?

PM ME THE ANSWERS!!!...unlike last time when *somebody* posted it in the thread [img]tongue.gif[/img]

0-2: Idiot
3-4: Slow
5-8: Average
9: Gifted
10: Damn Good [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 05-02-2003, 03:01 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]
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