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How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
You can't. The concept of zero was invented around 600ad in the middle east.
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
With great difficulty.
How many weeks are there in a light year?
None. It is a measurement of distance.
How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?
If you're Catholic anything. Mussolini got out on the last minute repentance clause.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A woodchuck would chuck no ammount of wood because a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
One might argue that the correct spelling is however the dictionary spells it.
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