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Dreamer128 · 06-25-2004, 07:42 AM

Too bad they don't broadcast it anymore. Tracked down some of the better Blackadder Quotes to compensate for the feeling of loss.

"Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead."
"Oh, woe. Murdered of course?"
"Oddly enough, no. They usually are but this one just got careless one night and signed his name on the wrong dotted line. They came for him while he slept."

"Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"

(Bishop) "You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything."
(Blackadder) "Ah - fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the church speaking out for a change on social issues."

"I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

(Baldrick) "Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem."
(Blackadder) "Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head."

"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again'."

06-25-2004, 07:42 AM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 40 Posts: 6,136	Too bad they don't broadcast it anymore. Tracked down some of the better Blackadder Quotes to compensate for the feeling of loss. "Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead." "Oh, woe. Murdered of course?" "Oddly enough, no. They usually are but this one just got careless one night and signed his name on the wrong dotted line. They came for him while he slept." "Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?" (Bishop) "You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything." (Blackadder) "Ah - fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the church speaking out for a change on social issues." "I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel." (Baldrick) "Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem." (Blackadder) "Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head." "Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again'."