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Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?
Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?
If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
Is the real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women?
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I like those ones, especially the last one... 
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