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a good one, my friend said to someone:
"wow those three colours in your hair are nice"
the other person't reply:
"it isn't three colours, it is red, brown, and blond"
ohh and:
"they made a book about the lord of the rings!?"
(with an quisical look on her face)
some other stupid quotes i have collected from friends:
"if i am pregnant i am having a baby"
"Do I smell like duck?"
"don't descriminate against me because i smoke weed"
"baby, has the word baby in it"
"i don't need a girl, i've got a gig of ram"
they are fairly out of context, but funny no less
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