Ummm perhaps you should widen the criteria already. Obviously you were too much of a wuss to post a serious Miss IW thread
Of course to be politically correct, you'd have to post a Mr IW as well so the girls could get their own back.
Well Johnny does win in those categories you mentioned. As for drinking, Xzibit said it well:
"I can drink a whole Henessey fifth
Some call that a problem but I call it a gift"
wonder what Johnny calls it?
Anyway, think of some less restricting categories then I'll vote