LOL!
Mayor: Why aren't the cicadas all gone?
Police chief: They haven't finished their... uh... duty.
Mayor: Why? What's the problem?
Chief: Well, it's RevRuby's kids... they're making so much noise that the cicadas can't hear each other to try to mate, so they keep running in circles...
No offense intended, RR, but I've got kids too... and it could happen