On a totally serious note, grilled spam is actually rather tasty. Ate it at a job I had years ago... yes, there was nothing else to eat, and we were ready to try anything.
Ilander, you need to be eatin' lots more of that stuff...
As for me, I have yet to meet an M&M which could convincingly explain why it should live through to tomorrow...

Most chocolate fits into the same category for me.
But, in honor of Memorial Day here in the States, let me offer our family's ritual holiday breakfast: Monkey Bread.
Cut a tube of Pillsbury-style biscuits in quarters. Roll them in a mix of cinnamon and sugar and put them in a baking pan. Heat up a quarter cup of butter and half cup of brown sugar until they become liquid. Drizzle the liquid over the biscuits and cook for 30-40 minutes at 350.
Deeeeee-licious!