Thread: Strachanisms
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Old 05-29-2004, 10:56 AM   #6
Nerull
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
Age: 54
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mouse:
Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"
Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry
one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. 'll go home,
become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take
it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm
going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man,
down.

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were
better than you today? Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one
out there....[/i]
I love all of those I listed above. I have seen some pretty stupid questions come out of reporters' mouths, so it's a riot watching someone blast them on those questions (instead of just taking it like so many others do). Does he sound like an arrogant jerk? Yes. But at least he adds some entertainment to the interviews...
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