Yeah so you've probably heard them all but let them serve as a reminder
these things needs refreshing in our minds
> How many men does it take to open a beer?
> None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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> Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
> woman?
> Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
> machine will probably never
> be able to support you.
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> Why do women have smaller feet than men?
> It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
> them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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> How do you know whe n a woman is about to say
> something smart?
> When she starts a sentence with "A man once told
> me.."
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> How do you fix a woman's watch?
> You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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> Why do men fart more than women?
> Because women can't shut up long enough to
> build up the required pressure.
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> If your dog is barking at the back door and your
> wife is yelling at the
> front door, who do you let in first?
> The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him
> in.
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> What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
> A woman who won't do what she's told.
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> I married a Miss Right.
> I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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> Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
> a woman's sex drive by 90%.
> It's called a Wedding Cake.
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> Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
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> Women will never be equal to men until they can
> walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
> gut, and still think they are sexy.
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> In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
> Then God created Man and rested.
> Then God created Woman.
> Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
>
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