Sigmar-you got a
Livejournal? They're fun!
As for the large ladies-
(Girl on seeing motorbike being refuelled at petrol station): "Oooh, that looks like a bike!"
(Her friend): No, bikes have four (!) wheels.
Jerome? Damn! *Rushes off with notepad shouting "WAIT!"*
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