Thread: Don't Arm Bears
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Old 04-29-2004, 06:48 PM   #6
Sir Kenyth
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Join Date: August 30, 2001
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Age: 55
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Here's one for you!


Old Gramps: Ahhhhh! Did I ever tell you kids the bear story?

Kids: No Gramps! Tell us!

Old Gramps: Weeeeeellllll, there I was walking around the Oldville forest, I turned the corner and there stood a ten foot mean old Grizzly Bear!

Kids: Gosh Gramps! What did you do?

Old Gramps: Weeelllllll, I turned the corner saw that old bear and.........

Ooooooooooooops! , I pooped my pants!

Kids: Gosh gramps! If we saw a big old bear like that in front of us, we'd poop our pants too!

Old Gramps: Not then! Just now when I went "Ooooooooooooops"!

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