Here's one for you!
Old Gramps: Ahhhhh! Did I ever tell you kids the bear story?
Kids: No Gramps! Tell us!
Old Gramps: Weeeeeellllll, there I was walking around the Oldville forest, I turned the corner and there stood a ten foot mean old Grizzly Bear!
Kids: Gosh Gramps! What did you do?
Old Gramps: Weeelllllll, I turned the corner saw that old bear and.........
Ooooooooooooops! , I pooped my pants!
Kids: Gosh gramps! If we saw a big old bear like that in front of us, we'd poop our pants too!
Old Gramps: Not then! Just now when I went "Ooooooooooooops"!
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Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.
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