[Harkoliar]

> ># FOUR > > >I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you > > >need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced > > >the battery to this remote door unlocked. Now I can't get into my car. > > >Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have > > >a > > >battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I > > >asked. "No, ju! st! this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and > > >the > > >car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I > > >replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. > > >It's a long walk."

hillarious!