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A friend sent me this in an email, hope you like. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
> ># ONE
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> >Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could
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> >have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen
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> >nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the
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> >counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve,"
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> >was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order
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> >six?"
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> >"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
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> >McNuggets.
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> ># TWO
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> >I was checking out at the local Walmart with just a few items and the
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> >lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
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> >I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register
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> >and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the
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> >girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking
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> >it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
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> >Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know ! ho! w much this
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> >is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind,I don't think
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> >I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and
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> >left.
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> >She had no clue to what had just happened.
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> ># THREE
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> >A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
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> >pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing,
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> >she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for..a
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> >....credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
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> ># FOUR
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> >I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you
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> >need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced
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> >the battery to this remote door unlocked. Now I can't get into my car.
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> >Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
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> >a
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> >battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I
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> >asked. "No, ju! st! this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and
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> >the
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> >car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
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> >replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries.
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> >It's a long walk."
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> ># FIVE
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> >Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she
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> >was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of
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> >typing
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> >paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary
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> >told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of
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> >paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank"
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> >copies.
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> ># SIX
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> >My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of
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> >a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems
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> >with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of
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> >the
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> >branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the
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> >back
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> >of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"
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> ># SEVEN
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> >Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
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> >colander on his head and connecting it wi! th! wires to a photocopy
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> >machine. The
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> >message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the
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> >copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the
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> >truth.
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> >Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
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