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The Hierophant · 04-21-2004, 06:10 AM

Hey, you're not getting any sicker, it's just that all those bacteria and viral micro-organisms are getting to like you just as much as we all do [img]smile.gif[/img] So feel happy, your new friends are multiplying by the million every minute. They're having a party inside you (uh huh huh, huh huh huh), right now they've probably drained the first three kegs and are trying to find out which one of them is sober enough to drive to the liquor store to get more booze. Of course, this means that they'll probably be hitting the tequila soon, which means that things are gonna get a whole lot more raucus, which means that your white blood cells are gonna have one HELL of an after-party mess to clean up. Viral puke stains like nothing else, and it takes weeks to get rid of the smell. But that's their problem, not yours.

So don't sweat it man (although your fever will probably force you to do this anyway), think happy, fun thoughts. If you can't beat the parasitic little f**king bastards then join them in their wanton, viral revelry.

[ 04-22-2004, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ]

04-21-2004, 06:10 AM	#2
The Hierophant Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: May 10, 2002 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand. Age: 42 Posts: 2,860	Hey, you're not getting any sicker, it's just that all those bacteria and viral micro-organisms are getting to like you just as much as we all do [img]smile.gif[/img] So feel happy, your new friends are multiplying by the million every minute. They're having a party inside you (uh huh huh, huh huh huh), right now they've probably drained the first three kegs and are trying to find out which one of them is sober enough to drive to the liquor store to get more booze. Of course, this means that they'll probably be hitting the tequila soon, which means that things are gonna get a whole lot more raucus, which means that your white blood cells are gonna have one HELL of an after-party mess to clean up. Viral puke stains like nothing else, and it takes weeks to get rid of the smell. But that's their problem, not yours. So don't sweat it man (although your fever will probably force you to do this anyway), think happy, fun thoughts. If you can't beat the parasitic little f**king bastards then join them in their wanton, viral revelry. [ 04-22-2004, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ] __________________ [img]\"hosted/Hierophant.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Strewth!