Will I ever wish to be bald? Not a chance in hell. Really, if it doesn't get too freaky, the more hair I have, the happier I am.
Oh, I'd love to have long(5-20 cm) straight hair.. Funny that when I grow my hair a bit longer, I get an afro.
Some of my mates laugh at the thought of growing an afro, and then say "Seriously dude, do it." Maybe I'll try something..