Heaven forbid that I should ever go bald (knock on wood). I shaved my head once just to see what it looked like. It really gives you a good idea of just how big your ears really are

And it also illuminated the fact that when my head is shaved, it looks like I have an extension in the back; an Alien-esque protrusion of the rear of my skull. It's not pretty. My boss asked me to wear a hat, because he said I looked like a serial killer, and they just didn't need that kind of publicity. =]