[Bungleau]

Things I know in my family:

1. No addiction shall be left untried
2. Grandma really held things together
3. Hair is never owned, only rented

I still have a good head of hair, with some beginning signs of male pattern. I don't know if I've completely come to grips with the fact that I'll lose it eventually, but I have noted a couple of things:

1. Comb-overs fool no one at all.
2. Toupees fool some people for ever, others for a while

It's amazing how many toupees I've noticed recently with coworkers. I saw one guy for two days, and I think he had his toupee on backwards for both of 'em! The next week he had it straightened out, but for a while, it was hilarious!

I'll go with what the good lord gave me for as long as it's mine.