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Hi! My name is Rick James, and I am a/an flashlight.
One day, while I was chopping to the street corner,
I came upon a/an trash bag lying on the ground.
I picked it up, and to my great surprise, it farted!
Gee, was I idiotic! I played home as fast as I could so I
could show my papa, who told me to throw it away. I didn't
want to, but I couldn't keep it in the house so I took it to
the barber shop, and hid it behind the wires. I forgot all
about it until ten seconds later, and I sure was ecstatic to see
it again! I returned to barber shop and looked behind the wires
but it wasn't there! I told Robbie the story, and we
laughed for three days
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