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Paladin2000 · 04-06-2004, 10:56 PM

*Checks schedule*

Sorry Whacky, there has been a mix up on our side. The Proto 3000 Gigawatt laser canon is not meant for you.

Our agent will drop by later this evening to remove it and install the XP3000 Super Hydraulic FartMaster into your anus. Mind you that the procedure is extremely painful, kindly do not ingest any food that tends to produce excess stomach gas.

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Oh, before I forget. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. [img]graemlins/borgboy.gif[/img]

[ 04-06-2004, 11:00 PM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ]

04-06-2004, 10:56 PM	#5
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 54 Posts: 1,728	Checks schedule Sorry Whacky, there has been a mix up on our side. The Proto 3000 Gigawatt laser canon is not meant for you. Our agent will drop by later this evening to remove it and install the XP3000 Super Hydraulic FartMaster into your anus. Mind you that the procedure is extremely painful, kindly do not ingest any food that tends to produce excess stomach gas. [edited] Oh, before I forget. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. [img]graemlins/borgboy.gif[/img] [ 04-06-2004, 11:00 PM: Message edited by: Paladin2000 ] __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)