If a woodchuck would get paid to chuck wood, say 15 dollars per 5 pounds of wood, then a woodchuck would definitely go about and chuck wood. The question is, of course: would the woodchuck's wife chuck wood if the woodchuck couldn't chuck wood? What if the woodchuck would chuck in his leg instead of in the wood? And how much would the woodchuck's wife earn if she would chuck wood?
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