Lol, well if you REALLY want to hear one of mine, it goes something like this....
I was about 8 or 9 years old, and there was this haystack behind my house...and believe it or not this haystack was ALIVE (yes, alive). And if you got near it, it would run after you. Well, being the daring person that I was (and still might be
) I would run around the vicious haystack and taunt it into running after me...and that's all I remember.
And then the all time most horrible dream goes something like this...
I was at the top floor of some building (probably New York) and the building had been taken over by terrorists, and I along with some other people were being held hostage. Somehow they rigged up the TV so that everyone could watch on their home TVs what was going on on the top floor. Anyway, just to have some "fun" the take me and tell me to shoot this complete stranger and kill him (I think the greater meaning of this was to deprive me of any innocence that I have), well I was so confused and scared I didn't do anything, so one of the terrorists shot me through the throat, at this time the dream went into a 3rd person view and I could see myself lying there on the floor, but I could still feel blood running freely, I swear this was one of the most freakish dreams I've ever had. I conveniently shot strait up out of bed and found myself clutching my throat.
Well, there they are.