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Kids Advice

* Never spit on a roller coaster.

* Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

* Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.

* Never tell your little brother you're not going to do what your mom told you to do.

* Never dare your little brother to paint the car.

* Never do pranks at a police station.

* When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

* Never bug a pregnant mom.

* When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone.

* Never ask for anything that cost more than $5 when your parent are doing taxes

* When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents.

* Don't ever be too full for dessert.

* Forget the cake, go for the icing.

* Beware of cafeteria when it looks like it's moving.

* Stay away from prunes

* Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and Grandma's house.

* Listen to your brain, it has lots of information.

* Sleep in your clothes so you are dressed in the morning.

* Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand.