Where I live, regardless of the weather conditions, you take your life into your own hands everytime you drive.
The Town I live in has an aged population. Lots of people retire here as the surrounding countryside is very quiet and peaceful, not to mention scenic.
So it's a nightmare to drive here! Picture this:
An Octogenarian toddles to his/her car, slipping in the gutter as the ol' limbs aren't as limber as they used to be. After trying every key on the bunch, finally finds the one to unlock the door, only to find it was unlocked in the first place due to forgetfulness. Goes through the same routine for the ignition key, then tries to start car. After several "kangaroo" hops, decides it might be easier to take the car either out of gear, or depress the clutch. Finally engine is running, tries to select a gear, any gear will do! After much grinding and cursing, moves away from the curb without any indicators or regard for which side of the road their on! And then, abuse me for getting in their way!!
I've decided now that I want to grow old here so I can get my own back on there relations!
