Sometimes, albeit very rarely, I wake up in the middle of the night, in the dark, on my bed, but I'm over the covers, and my head is where my feet should be. What happened there? Dang aliens that's what it is! Took me up in their ship for their monthly experimentation, and just dropped me back off in my bed like a sack!
Pisses me off I tell ya. Only reason I put up with it is this one head alien has these incredible antenni, very impressive and intimidating to me
