I have recently become aware that a few of my threads may be considered anti-Australian in tone.
Particularly
Australia bashing and
How many of these Australians do you know
So I would like to ask my Australian friends here:
1) Do you consider my threads to be abusive and anti-Australian
and
2) If not, why not? Where am I going wrong? What does it take to get under the skin of you people? I've bashed you bunch of drongoes seven sundays from a lamp post and I still don't get a rise from you!! Even after we strode into your country with our chariots swinging low, even after we refused to hand our urn over!!!
Ha! So you thought old Donut was going soft didja? You thought that "was all we got"! Well you thought wrong my chain dragging friends¬! I've got a plum in my mouth and I stick my pinkie out when I'm having afternoon tiffin!!!
Blaaarrgh! Shhhhh! The bloke in the white coat has noticed my manaical eyes and is coming over! No! Not the crayons - please don't take the crayons. The bells made me deaf you know!!
[ 03-01-2004, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: Donut ]