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Skippy1 · 03-03-2004, 08:55 AM

Sheep Sharing

An English tourist visiting the Outback of Australia notices a farmer goin' at it with a sheep in a nearby field. The English guy taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!"
The Aussie farmer looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHARING with anyone!"

03-03-2004, 08:55 AM	#22
Skippy1 Elminster Join Date: December 9, 2003 Location: England (Ex-pat Aussie) Age: 62 Posts: 447	Sheep Sharing An English tourist visiting the Outback of Australia notices a farmer goin' at it with a sheep in a nearby field. The English guy taken aback by this, so he climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer. He taps him on the shoulder and says, "You know mate, back home, we shear those!" The Aussie farmer looks frantically around and says, "I'm not bloody SHARING with anyone!" __________________ "The greatest discovery of my generation is that human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind." -- William James