This isn't a one liner; but it sticks to the barroom scenario
an H atom walks into a bar, and goes to the bathroom. he comes back and says "bartender, somebody stole my electron!" "are you sure?" the bartender says. "yes, im positive"... [img]graemlins/happyteeth.gif[/img]
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\"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />
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