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Oops, just noticed I've been spelling blond wrong the whole time even though the whole thread is based on them [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

This proves once and for all that not all blonds are dumb!

A blond woman walks into a casino and walks straight to a table. She tells the 2 men at the table, “I’d like to put up 2 million dollars! I hope you don’t mind, but I’m at my best when I strip nude.” So she takes off all her clothes, puts the dice in her hand, jumps up and down, and whispers, “Mommy needs new clothes. Mommy needs new clothes.” She throws the dice and yells, “I win! I win!” She gathers all her chips, put on her clothes, and leaves.
Then one of the men says to the other, “So, what did she roll anyways?” The other guy says, “I thought you were paying attention to that!”