[Lord]

A brunette goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, every single bone in my body is broken, look!” She takes her index finger and touches her arm. “Ow!” Then she touches her leg. “Ow!” Then she touches her chest, and again yells, “Ow!”
Then the doctor looks are her and says, “You must be a natural blonde.”
The woman says, “How’d you know?”
The doctor replies, “Because your index finger is broken.”