[Lord]

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are on top of a burning building. The firefighters hold out their rescue blanket and tell the brunette to jump. So she jumps, and right when she's about to land safely on the blanket, they pull the blanket away and she hits the ground and dies. They tell the redhead to jump now. The redhead sayd, "How do I know you're not going to pull away the blanket?"
They reply, "We like redheads, just not brunettes. Don't worry. So she jumps, they pull away the blanket, and she's flat as a pancake.
Then they tell the blond to jump. She says, nothing you say will make me trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]