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Old 02-22-2004, 09:24 PM   #6
Nerull
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Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
Age: 54
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Ok...no insults intended, just telling a blonde joke I know:

Three blondes walk into a bar, ask the bartender for a bottle of wine and 10 glasses. They then sit at a larger table, and the bartender overhears the talking about "59 days". After a few minutes, another group of three blondes comes in, and joins the other group. A few minutes later, another group of three enters. In each case, they keep carrying on louder and louder about "59 days". Finally, one blonde comes in by herself, carrying a picture frame. She joins the group, and they really begin to carry on now. The bartender, of course, is curious what the fuss is about.

After a while, the blonde who came in by herself walks up to the bar, and asks for another bottle of wine.

"I just have to ask you", the bartender inquired, "what are you carrying on about?"

The blonde immediately smiles, and states "let me show you!"

She runs back to the table, picking up the picture frame. She brings it back to the bar, and it is a completed jigsaw puzzle. It is one of the childrens' puzzles with the large pieces, and it is of the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

"So what's the big deal", asks the bartender.

The blonde replies, "See the corner? It says 2 - 4 years. It only took us 59 days to complete."
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