Hmm. 45. Been there, done that.
What I have done: 3(ROFLMAO), 10(occasional bang with the head on the elevator wall), 11(just felt like it one day), 15, 17(replaced socks with underpants), 22, 26, 27, 35(if that's the thing where you pretend you have a box, then I've done that), 37, 40 and 45. Other things I've done:
51. Pretend you have a pet, talk to it.
52. Go down on all fours and sniff about. Pretend you sniffed something on someone and jump away. Grrr at the person, showing your teeth.
53. Read the instructions on a condom packet aloud.
54. Act as weird as possible. Be paranoid, jump at every sound, as soon as he door opens jump out and run away.
That's it. If I have more spare time in an elevator I'll do some more.
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