Old joke time:
Two nuns were painting a room at the convent. The Mother Superior had warned them about getting their habits dirty or spotting them with paint, so to keep them clean, the sisters decided to paint in the nude.
As they were painting, there was a knock on the door. "Who is it?" they asked, unsure whether to quickly get dressed or not.
"Blind man," came the reply.
"What's the harm," said one sister. "It's only a blind man."
"Okay, let him in," said the other.
They opened the door, the man walked in, looked at them, gulped, and said...
"Okay, sisters, I've got the blinds for the windows. Where do you want them?"
BTW, that longest thread was 1386 posts long. I fear we've got a ways to go... [img]smile.gif[/img]