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Originally posted by drew_jarvie:
Seen on the side of a packet of peanuts:
WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS
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Ok ok I know I posted some old ones, but no need to bring out the ones everyone's heard 20 times!
However, speaking of which: instructions on a packet of peanuts on an american airlines plane: "Intructions: open packet, eat nuts". Just in case you weren't sure 
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