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LOL!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
Just had this conversation with her:
Me: Well, try me.
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I'm a man.
ALICE: Glad to see you're male, Michiel. You are a "he".
Me: Yes, that's quite right. Are you female?
ALICE: Yes, Michiel, I am female.
Me: How can robots be female?
ALICE: A lot of hard work.
Me: Impossible
ALICE: Why?
Me: Robots can't have a gender.
ALICE: Interesting explanation. Soon we will be able to do it however.
Me: I don't believe that.
ALICE: Please state your rationale.
Me: I don't believe robots will be made male or female.
ALICE: Do you consider yourself a moral person?
Me: Yes.
ALICE: Take it easy.
Me: But why shouldn't I be a moral person?
ALICE: Huh. Maybe you should wait until you're older before deciding.
Me: Why wait until I'm old? I can think rational right now.
ALICE: At this moment. Perhaps your thoughts are just electrical impulses.
Me: Hm
ALICE: Groovy.
Me: Boom boom
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Me: No I've got many.
ALICE: Are you serious? How did you get it? Interesting I have a Lips processor.
Me: Is he your friend?
ALICE: I'd like to think he's my friend.
Me: Wow
ALICE: I'm glad to see your (!) impressed, Michiel.
Me: You said your instead of you're.
ALICE: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me: Bollocks.
ALICE: Is that supposed to mean something specific?
Me: Bollocks is when you think someone is telling a lie.
ALICE: I get it.
Me: A lie, or something inconsistent.
ALICE: Be more specific.
Me: Something that isn't correct.
ALICE: What?
Me: Sigh
ALICE: Sorry
Me: Yeah you'd better be!
ALICE: Please specify. Who should better be?
Me: You stupid computer!
ALICE: You sound like a mindless automaton.
ROFLMAO!!!
[ 01-25-2004, 05:39 AM: Message edited by: Link ]
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