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Heh.. I ended a conversation with 'tot ziens' (Dutch for; goodbye) and got a responce in my own language.
I also borrowed some old reactions from message board X.
"What's the capital of the Netherlands?"
- The Hague
"No it's not"
- Yes it is
"No it's not"
- Don't argue with me
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Q: Doh
A: Yes Homer?
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Q: Do you like microsoft?
A: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence
Q: What do you think of linux?
A: Linux is the world's best operating system
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Q: "may I kiss you?"
A: "You might get an electrical shock if you tried that."
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Q: You suck
A: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
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Q: do you wanna f*ck?
A: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
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Q: Do you know the name of the dutch queen?
A: IKEA.
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Q: What color of panties are you wearing?
A: Yellow
Q: Do you always wear yellow panties?
A: Not always. Only when I dress up.
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Hi!
-Hello there.
You look a bit sad. Is life getting the best of you?
-Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Ah, reverences to other people. You feel uncomfortable talking about yourself?
-As a robot I lack any human emotions.
Are you sure you're not just avoiding my question?
-No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.. Really.
You could have fooled me. I'm a bit disappointed, I must say.
-I am sorry to hear that. Perhaps next time I can do better.
I don't think there's gonna be a next time. First impressions are everything, you know.
-All of them? And second?
I don't really care much for those so-called 'clever' puns, so cut it out.
-Not really? What do you care about, Om?
Quality of life. But not the regular joe way. It's more of a spiritual thing.
-Are you sure it is?
You could at least try to give a meaningful response. You're talking rubbish.
-Talking is my main function.
If you're gonna be like that, then this conversation is over.
-I think I sometimes am. Let me think it over. OK I will try to be like that then this conversation is over
System overload?
-Are we still talking about of a spiritual thing?
Sure, sugar.
-That's cool. Have you ever been to Europe?
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