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check these in addition to Arvons's, (might not be as funny but oh well)
"Don't touch the red button!"
Gee, that's a cute tattoo.
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago.
C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!
I know this great shortcut we can take.
What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable.
Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928.
I love you.
Spoken to the executioner.
Executed by injection, New York.
~~ Sean Flannagan, d. June 23, 1989.
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