The bad news is that I'm working today.
The good news is that it's raining so there are few customers.
The good news is that it is warm (60F).
The bad news is that I have to keep going out into the warm rain.
The good news is that I'm inside and dry right now.
The bad news is that I've gotten whiplash from all this good news bad news stuff.
The good news is that I'm done.
