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Funny stuff.
I think my kitty has already mastered most of these skills, but they did leave out this one ..
"Destroy object" ( Feline )
Prerequisite - Caster must not be declawed.
Time required - 2-6 weeks, depending on object size
Allows the cat to scratch, claw, mutilate,or otherwise ruin/destroy a large item of furniture, door, curtain, etc, but the accumulated damage will only be noticed by the companion human on the very last of the activity, thus allowing maximum time to sharpen claws, relieve boredom, etc, before the object has no further use to the cat, or is removed by the human.
Note: It is recommended that this activity be followed at once by "Writhe", "Interspecies Grace" and/or "Kitten's Cuteness" to avoid any chance of adverse reaction from the human when the damage is finally noticed.
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Not enough time to care ....
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