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Originally posted by John D Harris: QUESTION #1: Name the Beatles--both the first and last name of each, of course. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, and Pete Best. Don't know Pete? Do some research... Consider this a warm-up. If you can't answer this one without thinking, close up the test, and move on to something else. We have nothing further to discuss. __________________________________________________ ________ #2 Finish the line: "Lions and tigers and bears, oh, my!" #3: "Hey kids, what time is it?" It's howdy doody time! (and this was before my time). #4: What do M&M's do? They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. #5: What helps build strong bodies 12 ways? Milk does. #6: Long before he was Muhammad Ali, before he was The Greatest, we knew him as Cassius Clay. #7: "You'll wonder where the yellow went, _____ ____ ______ _____ ______ _____ ___________." #8: Those post-baby boomers, or baby boomer wannabees, know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we true boomers know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, Maynard G. Krebs?. #9: "M-I-C: See ya' real soon; K-E-Y: Why? Because we like you." #10: Definition: A "streaker" is someone who might go running through the lobby of the girls' dormitory naked. #11: "Brylcream: A little dab will do ya (thanks, Jimmy Buffet(." #12: Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone over thirty. #13: From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder wonder who; who wrote the book of love." #14: And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh...yeah; what is it good for? Absolutely nothin' (say it again)." #15: This is from a kinder and gentler protest song, but the question is just as profound: Where have all the flowers gone? Perhaps you could use a little help here: "Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing? Where have all the flowers gone, long time ago? Where have all the flowers gone? Gone to graveyards, every one (at least at the end)." #16: Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and The American way (isolationist? Not us... ). #17: He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL, and later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's pantyhose. He is Broadway Joe Namath. #18: "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eats me spinach. I'm Popeye the sailor man." #19: Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by female... Mary Martin? . #20: In the movie, The Graduate, young Benjamin, played by Dustin Hoffman, was counseled about his future, and told to consider one thing: Plastics! #21: In another movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, is a failure to communicate." #22: In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have Richard Nixon to kick around any more." #23:"Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed two-eighty-five. Kinda broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip. And everybody knew you didn't give no lip to Big Bad John?." #24: "I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill." #25: "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are (or is it whoever?)." #26: "Good night, David." "Good night, Chet (the Huntley-Brinkley Report sign-off)." #27: "Liar, liar, pants on fire (hanging from a telephone wire)." #28: "When it's least expected, you're elected; You're the star today. Smile! You're on Candid Camera!" #29: From our parents' day, as I recall, it was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and he is us." #30: Who put the bop in the bop she-bop she-bop? Elvis? All I know is it's the same guy who put the ring in the ring-a-ding-a-ling

And I'm no boomer... I'm the generation after them. How'd I do?