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Butterfingers · 03-12-2003, 10:38 AM

Well... Thinking about the whole Half Orc issue...

I reckon shagging a Half Orc lady could really yank somebody's crank if they were into domination. I mean, there is no way one could shag a Half Orc. They would be in total control, throwing you down, and having their way with you. What man could resist a 400 pound large green and hairy woman that looks like the love child of Rosanne Bar and the Jolly Green Giant? Half Orcs probably aint interested in foreplay either. No screwing around, just get down to business.

Hmm I am actually frightening my self. I will stick with my cornbread fed Southern girls thank you very much.

03-12-2003, 10:38 AM	#66
Butterfingers Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: November 30, 2002 Location: Five Flagons Inn Posts: 633	Well... Thinking about the whole Half Orc issue... I reckon shagging a Half Orc lady could really yank somebody's crank if they were into domination. I mean, there is no way one could shag a Half Orc. They would be in total control, throwing you down, and having their way with you. What man could resist a 400 pound large green and hairy woman that looks like the love child of Rosanne Bar and the Jolly Green Giant? Half Orcs probably aint interested in foreplay either. No screwing around, just get down to business. Hmm I am actually frightening my self. I will stick with my cornbread fed Southern girls thank you very much.