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Originally posted by Bungleau:
I'm into parody, so...
... I want a hippopotamus for Christmas (my wife's favorite)
... The restroom door said gentlemen (to the tune of "god rest ye merry...")
... I am Santa Claus (to the tune of Black Sabbath's Ironman)
The first one is on a Doctor Demento Christmas compilation, and the last two are on two different Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio CDs (Twisted Christmas and I am Santa Claus).
I guess I listen to Rudolph because it's one of my kids' favorites, but I don't let that worry me too much [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Hey, have you ever heard:
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
by Kip Addotta
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep.
He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white.
There must be some mistake;
Was I really awake?
I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take.
Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus.
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch.
It must have been just fine;
Santa didn't mean to mind.
Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine.
Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus,
And on his ear he nibbled now and then.
I crawled across the floor,
I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.
Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus.
They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair.
Well, much to my surprise,
I couldn't believe my eyes!
It wasn't Santa after all but Mommy in disguise,
When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath to mistletoe last night.
Oh what I laugh it would have been,
If I had REALLY seen,
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night
Of course it is the same tune as "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" played on toy piano (among other instruments). It's pretty darn funny.
Mark