The soldiers in Iraq have finally snapped. I was watching the news when I saw them go ape-sh*t on some Iraqi Leutenant and beat the bajeses out of him! I think I speak for every Iraqi and other guy who saw that royal ass kicking when I say...
"Holy Crap, Man!"
I also came up with a whole new list of names for the operation in Iraq, here goes:
-Operation "Bite Me"
-Operation "Angry Mob"
-Operation "Low-Blow"
-Operation "Here's-one-for-your-mother!"
-Operation "Kiss my Grits"
-Operation "Kuwait here while I got get my shovel."
-Operation "Shiite has hit the Fan"
-Operation "Check my while I Babylon"
-Operation "Wrestlemania"
-Operation "Cartman"
-Operation "Must Eat (your) Brains"
-Operation "Wake-up Call"
-Operation "Is this your spleen?"
-Operation "Dude, where's my colon?"
-Operation "Kirkuk your ass!"
-Operation "Honey, they blew up my house!"
-Operation "Honey, they blew up your mother's house!"
-Operation "Honey, your mother blew me up."
-Operation "Honey, have you seen what's left of my garage?"
-Operation "Honey, they blew up your mother."
-Operation "Prepare to lose an eye"
-Operation "EEEK!!!"
-Operation "CRRRRUUUUUNNNNNNCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!"
-Operation "Hope you like Napalm!"
-Operation "I'll KILL you!"
-Operation "Sandpaper Massauge
-Operation "Kevin Spencer"
-Operation "Now you've dumb-asses done it!"
-Operation "HOLY CRAP!!!"
-Operation "I wish my umbrella was bullet proof."
-Operation "Sorry, we can't here you over the sound of everything exploding!
Well, that's all. Goodnight
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