Ironworks Gaming Forum - View Single Post

Horatio · 11-26-2003, 05:05 PM

Little Johnny was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, mechanic. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other daddys. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and ...."
The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," replied Johnny, "my father plays rugby for Australia, but I was too embarrassed to say".

HAZZAH!!!

EDIT: Donut...no way.

Please, no bloody way

[ 11-26-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ]

11-26-2003, 05:05 PM	#15
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	Little Johnny was in his prep school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, mechanic. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other daddys. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and ...." The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," replied Johnny, "my father plays rugby for Australia, but I was too embarrassed to say". HAZZAH!!! EDIT: Donut...no way. Please, no bloody way [ 11-26-2003, 05:07 PM: Message edited by: Horatio ] __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />