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Old 11-20-2003, 03:11 PM   #126
Zuvio
Gold Dragon
 

Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: Blessed are those who are not....
Age: 44
Posts: 2,556

LoL! Congrats FSA! Welcome to the world of the mobil [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]
It won't be long till you're cruising down the block with a whopping 60MPH!!! Just like me!
Ok, tip on picking up girls: when you see one, drive slowly beside them, doesn't matter wether it's on the left or right side of the road, other drivers *will* evade. HONK! If they don't start scolding you right away, you're already halfway there dude! When they ask: the big 'L' on top of the car is the latest in body-kit modification and that it will provide your wheels with the all-amazing VIP-STATUS!!. ALso, if your instructor is female, tell the chicks that she is your mom and that you're doing her a favor of helping her with the groceries: chicks love sensitive guys!
If the radio is playing HASON or the justin timberlake, tell her your hi-fi ultrasonic DVD player boom-box-set has broken down and that the NASA engineer are working 24/7 to get the damn thing fixed! Ehm..... what else.... Can't think of anything else. Oh yeah, just one more thing: enjoy those lessons while they last: once you get your license for real, you are no longer allowed to be a jerk in traffic, since people will suddenly hold it against you, they will also try to cut you off, cut in line and they will have no respect for you anymore whatsoever. It becomes a matter of life and death and before you know it, you're one of those cranky drivers, who totally dislike being on the road. You'll prolly be 60+ by then, but still..... Enjoy!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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