[img]smile.gif[/img] I like number 9 a lot...
Here is one more. From the great late Bill Hicks
Boss: Hicks, how come you are not working?
Bill: Because there is nothing to do.
Boss: Why don't you pretend you're working?
Bill: Why don't you pretend I'm working, you get paid more that me, you fantasize buddy, pretend I'm mopping, knock yourself out, I'll pretend they are buying stuff, and we can close up... hey now I'm theboss and you are fired... [img]smile.gif[/img]