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A Kiwi bloke was doing the Haka.
Somewhere in space, Aliens were watching this unusual dance. "Kamate,
kamate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"


The Aliens were very interested by this ritual and wanted to see what
effect it would have if they removed a part of his brain.So, using their
alien technology, they shot down a laser beam - it hit the Kiwi's head and
immediately vaporised a part of his brain. The Aliens then sat back and
watched ... "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......."


The Aliens were amazed at what they saw.
There seemed no discernible change in the Kiwi, yet he now had less than a
full brain. The aliens decided to vaporise another part of his brain, then
they watched with interest. "Ka-mate, ka-mate, ka-ora, ka-ora......"


"WHAT!!!" the Aliens exclaimed to each other.
"These Kiwis show no change in behaviour after the removal of half of their
brain. Let's see what happens if we take the rest of it away and leave him
with no brain at all!"


With a push of a button the Aliens shot down another beam down and took
away the final part of the Kiwi's brain. "Now surely we should seesome
change!!!" And sure enough, with no brain, no knowledge of anything,
the Aliens watched, and then they heard it ...
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"Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to ......"