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and perhaps the best reason to keep studying your maths: being able to get jokes like these!
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The Top 10 reasons to become a statistician:
1. Deviation is considered normal
2. We feel complete and sufficient
3. We are 'mean' lovers
4. Statisticians do it discreetly and continuously
5. We are right 95% of the time
6. We can legally comment on someone's conjugate priors or posterior distribution
7. We may never be normal, but we are transformable
8. We never have to say we are certain
9. We are honestly significantly different
10. No one wants our job
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Three statisticians went bow hunting for deer. They spot a big buck and take aim. One shoots and his arrow flies off ten feet to the left. The second shoots, and his arrow veers ten feet to the right. The third statistician jumps up and down yelling, "We got him! We got him!"
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