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Why not a classic?
My personal favorite. Ladies and gentlemen, may I present...........
The B.F.G.-2000!!!!!!!!!!
It slices, it dices, it purees, and it instantly char-broils! All at once, to everything in front of you! Yes sir! If it's portable quick Beelzebub class cooking power you're looking for, try the B.F.G.-2000!!!!!!!!
The fine print.................
Nuclear power cells and big, ugly, marine to weild it not included.
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Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.
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